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- Published: 7th April 2022 19:31
21 + 21 more reasons why you should sell all of your Bitcoin NOW
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This uncensored edition has bonus reasons which I had to save for my own blogâŚÂ Enjoy.
The original article was published on Bitcoin Magazine, on Jan 25th, 2022.
Why You Should Sell Your Bitcoin
If you are panicking right about now, I implore you, in fact, I urge you to sell all of your Bitcoin now. All of it.
No this is not a joke.
This article is not some trading anal, pick-me-up full of hopium or copium.
This is going to outline a series of straight up facts and reasons why you should dump your Bitcoin, especially before it goes any lower. Because believe me, it will.
Nature is healing.
42 Reasons to sell your Bitcoin:
1. If you believe it wonât go lower.
Then youâre in for a rude awakening. Sell your Bitcoin.
2. If you believe it wonât go higher.
Then what are you even doing here?
Sell Your Bitcoin
3. If you believe in 14yr old tea-leave analysts with large twitter accounts.
If this is the basis upon which you bought Bitcoin, then you should definitely sell it all. Drawing lines on a screen helps you understand âwhy Bitcoinâ just as much as watching someone else train at the gym helps you lose weight.
To understand Bitcoin is to acquire some, use it, store it, read endlessly about how it works, why itâs important, the disciplines it touches, energy, economics, anthropology, complexity and more.
The price and market donât matter unless you think you can outsmart it.
Which of course youâre now starting to realize, you canât. So either change your tune, get off ponrhub and tradingview and find something useful to do with your life that adds real value, like engineering, or gardening, or reading.
OrâŚ.gtfoh, sell your Bitcoin and go be a degenerate drawing lines on other screens.
4. The government cares about you.
If youâre dumb enough to beleive this mantra, or that you are ârepresentedâ, or that âmuh dEmoCrAcYâ is a good idea, just give it up man. Bitcoin is not for you. The DMV and IRS have open positions.
5. Some other crypto is going to take over.
Then you must be new here.
Everyone has to climb Mt Stupid at some point in their lives. If this is your first time climbing, I suggest you make your way back down the other side, quickly.
The following shall assist you in that journey, assuming youâd like to come down.
If you donât, or youâve been up there for a while, then I suggest you stay up there. Save the rest of us some oxygen and resources. Weâll put them to good use.
There is no fixing stupid, there is only freezing, out in the cold, meaningless vacuum of insanity where the belief in Lord Vitalik [or insert new overlord] prevails.
6. Bitcoin is about âmuh gainzâ.
Bitcoin has a way of humbling everyone who gets involved with it. Some of us learn that earlier on, others decide to try and outsmart the market through the application of intellectual felatio and the drinking of convoluted mental coolaid.
Bitcoin is a force of nature, and like any such thing, cannot be controlled or channeled.
Just when you think you understand it, and have drawn a few lines on a chart, it will teach you a lesson; âno you donât have me figured outâ.
No amount of dots, lines, rainbows, analysis or listening to 14yr olds with big twitter accounts will save you.
There is so much more at stake here, and whilst you will certainly over the longer term see a marked increase in your purchasing power, if youâre here to make money, youâre in for a rude awakening.
You should just sell your Bitcoin now and go work at McDonalds.
7. If youâre A16Z
Venture Capital firms such as Andreeson Horowitz are the enemy. They simply want to develop modern political advantage from the economic power they have amassed, by funding, building, pumping and then dumping shitcoins, NFT scams, Web3.0 scams and the like. They aspire to be the next fiat-overlords by transitioning a wetware-centered kleptocracy into a software-centered panopticracy.
As such, they have no need for Bitcoin. They should stick with that which they can control.
Come on PMarcaâââdo it. Sell the Bitcoin you have. To Bitcoin you are insignificant. To your shitcoins, you can be the fat little lord.
8. If youâre Conbase
Likewise, Brian and friends should dump all their Bitcoin. I mean, you have barely any on your balance sheet anyway, so we all know how much you care. Youâve been shilling shitcoins for almost a decade now, and youâve built a product that enables degenerate gambling instead of long term saving. You donât care about Bitcoin. You donât care about time preferences. All you care about is becoming a modern, digital, fiat bank with Bitcoin merely listed as âone of the tradable assetsâ. So stand by your business model. Sell it. Take it off your balance sheet.
9. That blockchain is some kind of âunderlying technologyâ
Once again, climbers of Mt Stupid (including myself) have at some point seen this mirage and believed it was real.
To help heal your ailment, I give you the following short write ups on why this is neither a technology, nor in any way useful outside of being a single ingredient in the recipe that makes Bitcoin useful.
10. That itâs Bitcoin and Crypto
If youâve got a âcrypto portfolioâ, then just sell your Bitcoin.
Seriously.
If you think that they are in any way alike other than some technical architecture, then youâre either hallucinating on Mt Stupid, youâre a potato, or youâre new.
If youâre new, once again Iâll give you the benefit of the doubt, in which case, I suggest you read the article linked to above (Why Bitcoin, Not Shitcoin) and learn WHY Bitcoin was designed to eliminate fiat money of any kind, including âcRyPtoâ that is just issued by nerds and VCs instead of central bankers and governments.
You should also review this incredible thread by Gigi:
âââ@dergigi
Crypto is an effective attack on Bitcoin insofar as it attracts people who choose not look any deeper, who have a âsave me complexâ and think they need some overlord or group to issue their money, or a âsavior complexâ and think they should be the next Klaus Schwab.
If thatâs the case, and you believe Bitcoin and Crypto are of the same ilk, then trust me, thereâs way better cryptoâs. Sell your Bitcoin and build up your crypto portfolio with all the fabulous coins you can choose from on Binance or Conbase.
11. That bitcoin is democratic
If you think you âget a voteâ with Bitcoin, and that this âvoteâ of yours has any bearing on anybody else, youâre also in for a rude awakening.
Bitcoin is entirely incompatible with Democracy or any other âgovernment of the majorityâ and downward spiraling âtyranny of the lowest common denominatorâ.
Bitcoin is entirely voluntary, has no legislature, has no voting or on-chain governance and like nature doesnât give a fuck about you, your political views or your group identity. For some harsh truths, bookmark teh following:
https://bitcoinmagazine.com/.amp/culture/how-bitcoin-abolishes-democracy
Bitcoin enables excellence and hierarchies of competence in which the best rise to the top. There is no equalization or redistribution to and at the hands of the masses.
If thatâs what youâre looking for, sell your Bitcoin now and go elsewhere.
12. If you believe NFTs are art
At this point, if youâre holding an NFT which you paid alot of money for, you should be searching for god and for repentance. Or a cliff.
If you were stupid enough to conflate art, with a digital signature on a broken tech project run by group of nerdy tyrants that aspire toward swapping mothers out for synthetic wombsâŚthen I have little hope for youâŚor your future.
If you think that digital information, whose very nature is to be free and available to all, can somehow have its essence captured in a signature and be made ânon-fungibleâ, then I donât know what to tell youâŚexceptâŚ
NFTs are like having a marriage certificate while your husband or wife is sleeping with someone else. Congratulations.
Perhaps you didnât know this. Perhaps you climbed Mt Stupid. Perhaps you work at Twitter. I donât know. Maybe you believe in Unicorns too. Whatever the case, if you think âmuh NFTsâ are going to change the world, then just go hard bro. Sell all your Bitcoin and buy those Jpegs while theyâre worth zero.
In fact, send me your Bitcoin and Iâll send you some images in exchange:
bc1q486eze440cjgwjk2zarlj82hchu65gxdmauesh
In fact, the following QR code is an NFT, and to get it, you just open your Bitcoin wallet and send Bitcoin there:
If perhaps you no longer believe in Unicorns, and want salvation..I suggest you read this thread by the ever-brilliant Gigi:
âââ@dergigi
13. If u think PoS >Â PoW
If you think proof of stake is anything other than monetary seigniorage and that you can somehow cheat nature (work) through convoluted abstractions, then PLEASE, I implore you; sell your bitcoin.
Prove it. Go hard, like a good little slave, into everything and anything that is proof of stake, like the USD, the Venezuelan Bolivar, Solana, Cohrdano and whatever other new shiny shitcoin your future overlords want to issue you.
14. If you think Bitcoin wastes energy
Then you should definitely sell it. In fact, you should sell your fridge, your drier, washing machine, television, stove, car and Christmas lights too.
If youâre dumb enough to beleive that transforming electricity directly into an incorruptible monetary unit & network is somehow less efficient than the entire payments + merchant facility + banking, judicial + government + central banking + military industrial complexes that exist not just in the US but globally, then have I got a Leprachaun NFT to sell you!
Furthermore, if you think that energy usage is somehow bad, and that increasing the carrying capacity of a species by harnessing more energy is evil, then you should not only sell your Bitcoin, but go move to the African Sahara, or Antarctica.
If by any chance, youâve made the mistake of conflating energy usage with energy wastage, then maybe thereâs still hope for you. In which case, I suggest the following remedy:
https://medium.com/the-bitcoin-times/bitcoin-is-a-pioneer-species-38f42ecdbb88
15. If you think ESG is about anything other than more political power &Â waste
Then just hurry up and sell your Bitcoin.
Only a bureaucrat could be stupid enough to think that more bureaucracy is how we achieve efficiency..across any dimension.
16. That bitcoin is about âequalityâ
LolâŚthen maybe you should go buy WorldCoin from your best friend Sam Altman
17. If youâre ready own nothing and be happy
I mean, need I say more here? If this is the future you aspire toward, then just donate your Bitcoin to me on the address listed above. Iâll own it and find meaning.
18. If you want to live in the beta verse
You should sell your Bitcoin for a plastic doll and some cialis.
19. If you want to remain plugged into the matrix
Then as Morpheus said, you are not on my team. If you are so inured by and attached to the system, then keep it. Stay there. Youâre my enemy, and the last person who Iâd like to have Bitcoin is a potential agent.
âThe Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when youâre inside, you look around. What do you see? Business people, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system, and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it.â
-Morpheus, âThe Matrixâ
20. If you want to be the lowest version of yourself
If your definition of safety and helth is Netflix, BetaVerse Goggles, Uber Eats, a series of Injections, staying inside and living on tik tok, instagram or facebook, then please stay there and leave the rest of us the fuck alone.
Just eat your cheetos, consume your government handouts and if you stumbled onto any Bitcoin, just swap it for more food and porn.
21. If you believe in the great reset
Then sell it all. Klaus needs more lemmings in his world of the lowest common denominator. You will be doped up on anti-depressants, happy, with nothing, not even your soul or dignity remaining.
For this form of Bipedal creature, no amount of Bitcoin can help.
22. If you believe in the WEF and the rest of the 3 letter agencies
Then congratulations. Youâre an idiot. Youâll never understand Bitcoin, and for your safety, you should sell it now.
23. If you think $69k was the top
Then you should sell it.
24. If you think $600 to $300 is any different from $60k to $30k
Then you canât do mathâŚso you should sell it.
25. If you think $42k was the bottom
Then you should sell it.
26. If youâre still watching Real Vision
Then fuck me..youâre definitely beyond help or reason. These clowns have been right once in 10yrs and youâre still watching them?
I suggest you not only sell your Bitcoin, but make a poster of Raoul, put it on your wall, take a photo, make an NFT and pretend like you just made some innovation in web3.0.
27. If you think âToxic Maximalismâ is a problem
Then like Udi, your lack of getting laid is the problem.
You may also have difficulty in understanding how markets self-regulate, have no idea what white blood cells are or what they do, you may think that we should âmandateâ the removal of âbullyingâ because itâs âmeanâ and that truth is somehow all sunshine and rainbows.
In that case, you should sell your Bitcoin before it falls any lower and we bully you into selling it then.
28. If you have posters of Taleb and Krugman on your wall
If you think taleb actually wrote his books, and not some Lebanese Ghost writer, or that Paul Krugman has more than an ounce of a brain, then have I got some squid ink and a fax machine to sell to you.
If theyâre your level of hero, sell your Bitcoin before the black swan comes to consume whatever is left of your fragile intellect.
29. If youâre an academic
Then youâve got little hope. Bitcoin is largely incompatible with your model of the world, so unless you can think beyond it, you should just sell it, get a blue checkmark and go peer review some paper nobody is ever going to read.
30. If youâre a progressive or Marxist Bitcoiner
(whatever the fuck that means)
Then you need help. Seriously.
31. If you believe the âinflation is transitoryâ
I meanâŚI heard clown suits are on sale, and you get a discount for paying in Bitcoin.
Hereâs the address:
Bc1q486eze440cjgwjk2zarlj82hchu65gxdmauesh
32. If you eat beyond meat
You can join SBF, Vitalik, Balaji and the rest of the soy-eating silicon valley nerds and grow manboobs whilst writing smart contracts and dreaming of your brains being transplanted into vats.
Bitcoin doesnât work in that world. Bitcoin will make real Beef and real food great again. It will bankrupt Beyond Meat and the rest of your fake fiat food alternatives. If thatâs the food you want, then holding Bitcoin is not going to help you. So sell it now.
33. If you âtrust the scienceâ
I know that if you do, youâre likely an supposed âatheistâ, whoâs failed to understand that science is not something one believes in, but a process of disproving a hypothesis or idea that one may or may not believe in.
So in reality you just created a new deity called âmuh scienceâ, in a religion of scientism, whose patron saints are Bill and Anthony.
Congratulations. You deserve the Darwin Award, and you should certainly sell every single Sat that you own because in your worldview, it is sacrilege.
34. If you believe any of this is normal
If you are the person on the right hand side, or an individual who believes that the stupidity perpetuated by bureaucrats is in any way normal, or that hiding behind face diapers, spending your final years in isolation, mentally deranging children by covering up everyoneâs faces, dancing with your backs to each other, training at the gym with a mask or fist bumping each other at a distance is in any way an acceptable form of life, then once again, PLEASE sell your Bitcoin. Youâre far better off with an ESG compliant CBDC issued by the World Ethereum Forumâs economic committee.
35. If you think that âthis time itâs differentâ
If youâre blind enough to have not seen through the lies, and stupid enough to beleive that tyranny is something that just âappearsâ from out of a vacuum, then you just donât get it. In fact, you are the perfect candidate for guard or Capo, and for your kind Bitcoin doesnât work.
36. If you think politics comes before economics
Then you neither understand what Bitcoin is or why it exists.
You may even parrot tropes like âseparating money and stateâ, but what you donât realize is that Bitcoin goes far deeper. It separates economics from politics, and if you think that the new era Bitcoin ushers in is one where economically virtuous individuals can be outcompeted by politicians, youâre NGMI.
Sell your Bitcoin now.
37. If you think political decree can outcompete physical reality
Then you must also believe that jumping and telling yourself that âthereâs no gravity, thereâs no gravity, thereâs no gravityâ will save you.
You may as well sell your Bitcoin, change your name to Icarus, make some wax wings and attempt it for yourself.
38. If you think the map is the territory
Then you are by definition lost.
If you think the model comes before reality then central planning is the job for you, and once again, you should sell all your Bitcoin, because it doesnât give a shit about any of your models, maps or cycles. It will break every single one of them and youâll have no idea whatâs going on.
Save yourself the pain. Sell your Bitcoin.
39. If you believe complex systems can be modelled
If you think multidimensional humans can be reduced into simple numbers and complex humanity distilled into equations, then you should go join the world bank, the CCP, the IMF or some other 3-letter agency and build a CBDC. You should be the last person on the planet holding Bitcoin.
40. That transforming the world was going to be easy
If you wanted salvation and thought it would come with no sacrifice, if you thought that winning was going to be a walk in the park and that we were not going to have to earn this over decades of ridicule, then Iâm sorry, you were gravely mistaken.
If you think that âThe Great Transitionâ would somehow be a Koombaya where we all hold hands and skip happily onto a Bitcoin standard, then youâre about as deluded as the next central planner and I would prefer that you just give up now. Go draw Unicorns and build smart contracts on Ethereum ffs.
Over here in Bitcoin, we need warriors. The 300. Not The Arcadians.
41. If your name is Peter Schiff, Raoul Pal, Elon Musk, Mark Cuban or Lex Fridman.
We all know what kind of clowns you four are.
Raoul should stick to jpegs, rainbow dildos and MetaVerse dates with Vitalik
Elon should put his entire fortune into DogeCoin
Cuban should buy Bananas
Lex should sell all his Bitcoin with Love.
And PeterâŚplease, For the love of Satoshi, stay out of it. If you actually start buying Bitcoin, then we all know itâs going to zero.
42. If you think Iâm joking
No I am not.
I get genuinely happy when Bitcoin drops, not because I get to buy more cheap corn (thatâs a nice to have, but $20k differences now mean fuck all later), but because it shakes out all the lemmings and losers.
A new elite is forming, and one whose core principles and character is different to the âmassesâ that preceded them.
Weâre building an Ark, and whilst everybody is technically invited, the price of admission is high. This price is not a payment of toilet paper money issued by your overlords. The price is one of character. The price to pay is pain, patience and perseverance.
No Remnant wants to go to war with the Acadians by his side. He goes to war with Spartans by his side.
Yes Bitcoin is for âanyoneâ, but itâs not for everyone. There is a difference.
So to sum up. If youâre in any way hurt by comments, fuck you.
Sell your Bitcoin. Put your money where your mouth is.
I gave many of you reasons to NOT buy Bitcoin in 2020:
Now Iâve given you another 42 reasons to do so.
Why did I pick 42?
I donât know. Why did Satoshi pick 21 million?
Neither matter.
What matters is that there is a clear and defined, enforceable and verifiable maxima in Bitcoin, and there are clear reasons to SELL YOUR BITCOIN NOW if you qualify for any of the above.
If you do not, and after reading this are instead interested in acquiring more..then maybe..perhaps..just maybe you will become a real Bitcoiner and someone who puts in the work and can prove it via a deep understanding of why weâre here, what Bitcoin actually means, and why no amount of price movement in these first couple of formational-decades means anything.
If you want to understand what it means to be a Bitcoiner, some characteristics may be found here:
What it takes to be a Bitcoiner
The world is coming to terms with how to value perfect money and in the process Bitcoin will absorb the other half of everything.
If youâre panicking about a $30k drop, your ancestors will spit on your grave. And rightly so.
This interregnum, what I like to call âThe Great Transitionâ, will not be straight forward. This is not some warm and fuzzy process where weâre all equal and nice to each other.
Bitcoin is reality.
There is no rewind or reply button.
Itâs going to test you, and the test is real life.
Bitcoin cares as much about your well being as gravity does.
It applies to all, and there is no escaping it. Beautyon said it perfectly:
Finally, Bitcoin doesnât care what you think. It doesnât care about anything. What you think doesnât matter; that is the ultimate power of Bitcoin. Bitcoin is like a force of nature. You must conform to ethical standards of behaviour in the Bitcoin mediated world, or starve, since the option of violence is taken off of the table.
-Â Beautyon
This journey is a rite of passage. Itâs not about getting rich, and itâs not even about a legacy. Itâs about building a fucking dynasty.
Cheap Sats are a bonus, but it goes far beyond that.
Itâs about unevenly distributing Bitcoin into the hands of those who get it, who care and who are willing to go up with the rocket or down with the ship.
These shakeouts mean that the future kings, lords, emperors and gods will have more.
Whilst the parasites, slaves and lemmings will have less.
We are going back to the age of greatness
Bitcoin falling in price sharply, on a regular basis wipes out all the shitcoiners and get-rich-quick sub-humans so that the royals, nobles and pure bloods can collect.
Nature is healing.
This is what it looks like.
And as Randy Savage would sayâŚYou may not like it, but accept it.
Aleks Svetski
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Uncensored Additions
43. If you think thereâs more than two genders
Then you either skipped biology class, or youâre a complete ignoramus.
The entire Universe is built on polarities, from electro-magnetism, to days and nights, convexity and concavity, masculine and feminine, and male and female.
Ignoring reality, making yourself believe a fraud is no different to using fake money or following a false map.
Bitcoin is not for you, for it is real. It is incompatible with your illusions.
Sell it
44. That you should inject yourself with untested substances
What you put into your body is your prerogative, but if youâre crazy enough to play guinea pig at the hands of corporations and appendages of the state who are immune to any and all liability, then you should be all in on shitcoins.
Bitcoin is certainly not for you.
45. If you believe in Climate change
Then youâve either never understood basic physics, donât know that there is a sun at the centre of our solar system, or you must be one of the ignorant fools who once again believes that we can distill a complex system like the climate into a linear equation through which made up âcatastrophesâ can be predicted.
No sir or madame. Manâs ability to impact the climate is about the same as his ability to impact the waves of the ocean when swimming in it.
We are but ants on this pale blue dot, and if we are in any way conscientious about our environment, we should be focused on how to eliminate waste, be more aligned with nature, and harness energy more efficiently and effectively.
All things which Bitcoin greatly affects, and that you can learn more about here:
If youâre still naive enough to believe in agendaâs of bureaucrats flying around on private jets telling the rest of us to own nothing and be happy, then I cannot help you.
You should sell your Bitcoin, and line up for CBDC slave coin.
46. If you have think women must have careers
Yes yes, I know this one is contentious, but itâs true.
One of the greatest tragedies of the modern age is the slavery and bondage women have been subjected to as bread winners. They, who would otherwise have manifested their superhuman powers as nurturers of the family, and bringers of life into the world, are relegated to the world of the sterile, masculine, commercial environment in which competition prevails.
Whilst some women are more masculine, they are the exception, not the rule. The majority have sold their souls for the promise of a career, only to find that theyâve wound up either empty, envious or hollow inside, having lost not only their youth and beauty, but their natural ability to bring life into the world.
I donât blame women for this. This is a function of politics, the state, fiat money, indoctrination (known as public schooling) and social brainwashing. The money is so broken that in order to survive, a woman is forced to work. Politics and schooling are so contrary to nature, theyâve transformed life givers into commercial batteries through social pressure and norms.
@GegelsMr2
If you are ignorant or complacent enough to let stupidity such as âequalityâ cloud your judgement and be blinded to the horrors of the inflationary-money world we live thatâs all but transformed women into career-machines, replaceable by synthetic wombs, then you should definitely sell your Bitcoin.
You should remain in the realm of fiat, where nature is neither respected nor followed.
47. If your name is Andrew Yang
Yes. Andrew Yang. Not the Bitcoiner from LA, but the dumb ass politician who thinks that Bitcoin is a tEchNolOgY like Ethereum and wants to impair and main the very souls of millions by giving them handouts.
I donât know if his dreams of UBI come from a misguided sense and desire for âequalityâ or if heâs just stupid and blind enough not to know that with handouts comes servitude and over time slavery.
UBI, which will surely come in the form of political-CBDC-money is the last nail in the coffin for the modern state to capture humans and transform them into obedient pets.
Bitcoin stands against this in every way. So yes. Andrew Yang. Sell your Bitcoin, because itâs going to crush both your hopes and your dreams.
Thankyou for reading, and I sincerely hope you found value in trading your time for it. There will be loads more to come.
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