Blogs & Articles: WELL THEN đ 2 years ago
- Category: Blogs & Articles | MyLegacyKit on Medium
- Author(s): MyLegacyKit
- Published: 7th July 2022 16:37
The best of the âThis just got a little awkwardâ memes gathered together!
Written and compiled by Arthur van Pelt
ABOUT EDITS to this article: as more material might become available after publication of this article, it will have edits and updates every now and then. In that sense, this article can be considered a work in progress, to become a reference piece for years to come.
Somewhere in 2021, say about a year ago, my friend Peter Scott-Morgan (worthy of a follow on Twitter!) and the undersigned started to post memes on Twitter with the famous âWELL THENâ guy commenting on the state of affairs in the Craig Wright (one of a few handfuls of Satoshi Nakamoto pretenders) and the BSV (Craigâs failing Bitcoin Cash knockoff) realm.
Hereâs a selection of about 50 of them in random order, a compilation of the most liked, the most famous and anticipated, the most hilarious or otherwise remarkable ones. These âWELL THENâ memes, presented without too many further comments, give a pretty extensive overview of why hardly anyone believes that Craig Wright is Bitcoinâs inventor Satoshi Nakamoto, and why his brainchild BSVâââplagued by technical issues and double spend attacksâââis getting no adoption unless Craigâs sugar daddy Calvin Ayre sponsors the next short-lived circle jerk. These memes will also, at times, comment on Craig Wrightâs legal shenanigans.
Now go grab a popcorn, and have fun with this meme compilation!
- âBitcoin is not about decentralization.â
2. âThis image is made using the Bitcoin 0.1.0 Market.cpp.â
3. âIs that your signature, Dr. Wright?â
4. âADT had a datacentre failure and lost all the recordsâ
5. âI tried to sell Bitcoin to BDOâs Alan Granger in 2007.â
6. âThe Beta of Bitcoin is live tomorrow January 11, 2009â
7. â99.99% or so of Bitcoin SV transactions are junkâ
8. The origins of the Satoshi Nakamoto pseudonym
9. â100 billion tps before 2030â
10. âThe Right to Run a Nodeâ
11. âCraig didnât create BSV.â
The reader will learn in this compilation that Kurt Wuckert Jr, a self-proclaimed âBitcoin historianâ on the payroll of Calvin Ayre, is an endless source of hilarity with his stupid mistakes and silly conspiracy theories. Heâs often caught lying about simple historical facts too. Therefore, heâs regularly called the âBitcoin hysterianâ.
12. âMicrosoft patch Tuesday, released January 13, 2009, made my Bitcoin network reboot on January 3, 2009.â
13. âCraig will win all his cases now.â I
14. âThere is a courtoom where this can happen.â
15. âThe dark forces of MasterCardâ
16. The âCraig touchâ
17. âBitcoin is not Cryptocurrency.â
18. âI Am the Real Satoshiâ
19. âBitcoin is set in stoneâ
20. âWe control what is all up a little over 1 million Bitcoin.â
21. âYou canât actually have stable sound money if every two minutes you fork something offâ
22. âDHS funded the researchâ
23. âThere wonât be any BTC at the end of next year.â
24. âThere are no pictures of me ever wearing a hoodieâ
25. âCriminal sanctions this year against these con men.â
26. The GnuPG 2.0.20Â Incident
27. âI am a lawyerâ
28. âEpstein was paying the salary of Wladimir Van Der Laan for years.â
29. âWhen I released Bitcoin in 2010â
30. âBitcoin was never released using the Cypherpunks mailing listsâ
31. âCraig will win all his cases now.â II
When Craig Wright lost the Kleiman v Wright lawsuit in December 2021, and was ordered to pay a penalty of a whopping $100 million for illegal IP conversion (and a few months later $43 million in pre-judgment interest was added)âŚ
32. The BSV PacMan graph meme destroyed
33. âWe can reach 5 million daily transaction ASAPâ
34. The Bitcoin hysterian once more
35. âA convicted criminalâ
36. â3 to 4 nodes is sufficiently decentralized. Nodes create blocks.â
37. âFreezing coins is a breach of fiduciary dutyâ
38. BSV nodes keep dropping
39. âBasically, I lie to people for a living.â
40. Bitcoin hysterian: âDave Kleiman was the biggest minerâ
41. âThe protocol shouldnât be changed for coins to move w/o keys.â
42. Kurt Wuckert Jr: A specific kind of stupid
43. âIâve never seen any evidence on chain of a double spend.â
44. âPeople messing with chains that donât workâ
45. The WikiLeaks Failure
46. âJimmy [Nguyen] is the master at explaining this stuffâ
47. âHi Kurtâ
48. âAll 21 million tokens where issued in Jan 2009. By me.â
49. âThe data integrity problem is everywhere.â
50. The HTC Phone Incident
51. âDo you honestly believe that CW is Satoshi?â (BONUSÂ 1/5)
52. ONTIERâs Notice of âOwnershipâ in Financial Times (BONUSÂ 2/5)
Read all about Faketoshi and the 1Feex address here.
53. âThey dump the alt coin protocol forksâ (BONUSÂ 3/5)
Calvin Ayre is not wrong.
54. The story of Calvin Ayre and IBM Consulting. (BONUSÂ 4/5)
55. âJust wondering, is anyone here still stupid enough to think that heâs not Satoshi, or is it just that you donât like him?â (BONUSÂ 5/5)
Well, how to explain thisâŚÂ đ¤ˇââď¸
The end. Thanks for making it this far, I hope you had a few good laughs!